Lewis Carrol is a freakin' genius

I think I can write a story as random and witty as Alice in Wonderland. Perhaps one day...like when I'm dead bored. For now, I have other more important things to do. Like facebooking and youtubing and googling stuff.

Yay, last Friday was the last day of my internship. The boss asked if i have a blog. As if I'm gonna say yes! Eeesh. Anyway, he probably thinks I'm an alcoholic because I down everything he gives me. Its actually cause I wanna leave as soon as possible and avoid all those forced conversations.

Watermelon party was a success although the Vodka Watermelon was a failure. No taste wan :'(

I think I am getting sms-harrased. haha. That person should really get a life. Now I set my phone to 'silent' and wind up getting missed calls and feeling sorry for the missed callers.

Went to see a doctor today. He has got to be the funniest doctor I've ever come across. He wanted to send me an email but before he went to his email account he had to write something on his friend's facebook wall. He wasn't wearing his glasses so his eyes were practically glued to the screen and he was struggling with the keyboard. How adorable!
He sniffed a little and I said 'oh no, you're sniffing!'. He replied, 'yes, you're gonna die!'
Aaaaaw what a lovely thing for a doctor to say.

So sleepy.now...stayed up til 4 am watching movies...how stupid.

Sundays feel unfulfilling

I gotta feeling the Blackwater conspiracy and Clinton's visit to Korea will be made into movies.

I am reminded of how insignificant and small I am.

Meanwhile..............THE 3RD ANNUAL WATERMELON PARTY IS COMING SOON!!!!

These last couple of months have been extremely unhealthy for me. Munching on Mammee Monsters on a daily basis, downing Wendy's Oreo Frosties every Friday, getting a free Strawberry milkshake everytime I buy that Frosty, and slurping on instant noodles addictively. What am I going to do when I stop working? haha

Went to KL and OMG, everywhere I turn, I think about work because our clients are all over the place. This probably doesn't make sense. nvm, kbye.

Daemons

Isn't it funny how we always have our handphones within reach? Its like our own little Daemon, our soul. In Philip Pullman's world, Deamons are animals. For us, its our phones.
Or maybe its like this....we consist of four different forms - body,soul, spirit, handphone?

A package of loveliness

I pissed off a cop. And it was fun. I was very fustrated to begin with. I was late, I was hungry, the jam was bad. Stupid truck wanted to cut into my lane so I moved into the emergency lane to avoid being completely grazed by it. Right smack in front..hiding behind the bridge...were cops. DAMN.

Anyway, I was explaining to a police officer what happened and he told me to explain it to JPJ instead. He even tried to scare me because I had a 'P' licence - talking about demerits and about losing my licence. Truth be told, I wasn't scared at all with all his talk but I couldn't exactly point out to him that it was expired. So I just kept quiet.

Then, he and his friend asked for 'duit kopi'. OMG, I was super pissed. Dunno why. I'm normally fine with these kind of bribes. But on that particular day, I felt like enough is enough. Felt like abstaining from any bribing for the time being. Felt like being a good, law-abiding citizen who breaks the law but refuses to be bribed, if that makes any sense.
So I asked them "is this police check legitimate?". Wanted to shake them up abit.
They went "hah?". I figured they didn't really pay attention in English class when they were in school. So i said "Encik ni sedang minta duit kopi. Check ni memang sah ke?" I said it in a fustrated tone but I guess he thought I was threatening him (which is way cooler!).
Damn, was he upset! He didn't want to negotiate anymore. He just walked away from my car, wrote me a ticket and came back to my car.
"Kalau cik nak check apa yang kami sedang buat ini sah, ambil tiket ni, pergi tanya JPJ."
And then, I just said "Bagus, buat kerja ya, thank you" and drove away.

That whole incident was quite interesting. Added a teeny bit of excitement to my life (that sounded depressing). I regretted the way I handled it though. But anyway, the police was not bright enough to check my licence expiry date. I gotta renew my licence ASAP before I plan to break any traffic laws again.

Went to a divorce seminar at the Bar Committee last friday. Was extremely late because I was asked to go a half hour before the actual thing. Damn these lawyers. Don't even have the courtesy to line up to purchase the photocopied slides! No wonder the world hates lawyers. Almost wanted to say "Excuse me, I presume you didn't notice the long queue behind you?" (followed by big fake smile)
But I didn't do it =(

Time stood still

Work has been great. We make so much noise when the partners are not around. And time passes so quickly.

I came back home in the evening and my mum's friends were at the living room. One of them was surprised that I've returned from Japan.

I LAUGHED SO HARD

Japan was like 4 years ago!

Wah, the chambering student got totally bombarded by the boss today for possibly 20 whole minutes. He sent a letter of demand to the wrong person. I feel so sorry for him.

Blah

I baked with a Silicone mould! The loaf just popped out like that! It was magic! How lame is this, exam's over and the most exciting thing that's happened is a Silicone baking mould. Got some things going onlah, but I'm just so damn lazy to talk bout it.

The car couldn't start today because the lights inside were "mysteriously" on for 2 days. Thats fixed now.

This computer is very distracting

Its so hot! Couldn't snooze as much because of the weather. It makes everything uncomfortable. Went downstairs and when I found out I was just in time for The Royal Tenenbaums, I squeeled so loud I made myself jump. Movies about dysfunctional families are so entertaining. The Weatherman is another favourite.

Thats a whole morning wasted staring at the idiot box.

Ken says I actually have time for lots of things...if I manage my time well. What a revelation. Serious. There's a difference between wanting to and actually doing it.